1. What is your word of the day?
-'And?'...as in a lack of caring

2. What is your favourite accent?
-Haitian

3. When were you conceived?
-1986

4. Do you have a really big jacket?
-True! My Detroit jacket

5. What's your favourite yogurt flavour?
-Uh...

6. Do you floss?
-Sometimes

7. What's your favourite kind of berry?
-I don't know

8. Do you know the Muffin Man?
-Oh, yeah...my nygga stay on Drurry Lane

9. What do you have hanging from the mirror of your car?
-Nothing, since I don't have said mirror or said car

10. What's your best mug?
-It got da Haitian flag on it

11. What's the worst haircut you've ever gotten?
-None to my knowledge, although Donna used to 'trim' my dreads for me, lol...I miss those days

12. What's the worst thing you've done under the influence of silliness?
-I said something I shouldn't have said to someone, and took a shot for it

13. What's the weirdest thing you've done to pass time?
-These damn surveys

14. Have you ever gone completely mad due to sleep deprivation?
-Yep. At work. I said, 'If I work tonight, I'ma gonna act like Terrell Owens up in there!' Dude told me to stay anyways, so...I acted a ass. Somehow...I didn't get fired...

15. What's the oddest song you like?
-Uh...prolly one of them old Disney movie songs from back in the day, somethin from the Lion King, maybe

16. What movie do you like to make fun of?
-Any of 'em

17. What's the last movie you saw that you really didn't understand?
-Don't really have one, except in MI:3...WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE RABBIT'S FOOT?! CLARIFY THAT SHIT, TOM!!

18. What odd sandwich would you like to try?
-None, me and odd food ain't friends

19. What's your favourite trippy children's story?
-Jungle Book

20. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
-Nothin, prolly talkin to Riri

21. What's your favourite conspiracy theory?
-Ain't no damn theory, but the US had a whole lot more to do with the problems in Haiti than people know

22. Do you think kilts are cool?
-Uh...I ain't Scottish, so I ain't gonna hate

23. What do you do when someone IM's you who you don't want to talk to?
-Say...'DAMN! I WAS WAITIN FOR YOU! But now I gotta go to sleep/the bank/school/work/watch the grass grow/save the world/', then I block them to make it seem like I went off-line

24. Have you ever internet stalked someone?
-Not to your knowledge

25. Have you ever mutilated any kind of toy?
-Yeah...lol...back in the day, used to run a Hot Wheels chop-shop

26. If you were missing what kind of milk carton would you want your picture on?
-Chocolate milk

27. How do you feel about tapestries?
-I don't know Tapestries. I don't know him, and I don't talk about people behind they back

28. How do you feel about frilly toothpicks?
-What?

29. If you could make a tickle me elmo type toy. who would it be of?
-'Kick Me Dubya'...a replica of our president, used as a sparring partner

30. If you could design a kleenex box what would you put there?
-I dunno

31. What's the smallest thing your afraid of?
-Bullets

32. What's your favourite Asian thing?
-Food

33. When did Johnny Depp look best?
-I don't know about looks, but when he did 'Pirates'...that nygga was off the chain

34. What would be the funniest cartoon fight?
-This one episode of Family Guy, the family was just brawling with each other, and then for some reason, they started laughing...then Stewie comes flying onto the screen and breaks a chair over Peter's head, restarting the fight...I was laughin my ass off

35. What's your favourite whale?
-Killer?

36. What's your favourite overused myspace survey question?
-'Do you have a crush?'

38. If you were a cow what would you do?
-First, I would try to figure out why the hell I became a cow, then either a. do something to change it, b. go on a rampage, or c. Option B, then Option A after I've had some fun

39. What's your favourite thing to be dragged on behind a boat?
-Nothing

40. What's your best memory that took place in a lake?
-Lake Placid

41. Name a memory that involved a hampster.
-Oh, crap...you had to remind me of them day?! Shout outs to Cassy, Jess, and of course...The Hampster, lol

42. What's your glue of preference?
-Whatever gets me high, lol

43. What's your favourite awful smell?
-I lack one

44. What is your most useless object?
-I dunno

45. What's the most disturbing thing you've done in a restraunt (as in the thing that disturbed people most)?
-Took Jon, Chris, and Trisha in the Olive Garden...what a night, lol.

46. Name all the places you've been kicked out of.
-Almost Olive Garden

47. What's the best thing you've ever bought at a thrift store?
-I dunno

48. When's the last time you felt awkwardly exposed?
-When I fell to the floor amidst a room full of enemies

49. If you were a bird what would you poop on first?
-The President, as he waved at a photo-op

50. Have you ever had a yearning to make an idiot of yourself while scaring those around you?
-I have straight-up done so, many times